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Apparently unimpressed by the Jesse James scandal, or that its own cover girl just went through a rather notable breakup, OK! magazine decided to do this big feature on celebrity diets and workout tips (wow, how original!) this week.

Filming in Miami with her sisters, professional celebrity Kim Kardashian has been turning heads with her firm physique. But believe us, that is no accident.

“Kim has been in her bikini for a week while in Miami — that’s the perfect motivation to stay fit,” a source close to Kim tells the celebrity gossip magazine.

Having admitted in the past that she’s “not good at dieting,” Kim recently switched her habits – and it’s paid off. Now after losing almost 20 pounds since last summer, she’s determined to keep her stunning new 114-pound shape.

“I need to start eating better because it’s just healthy,” Tweeted the reality star. Since then, she’s switched to a low-carb diet, continued taking QuickTrim’s Extreme Burn supplements and made time for 3-5 workouts every week.

That’s the first paragraph to ever include the words “healthy” and “QuickTrim” side by side! The scintillating magazine article also breaks down …

• Kim’s shake recipe (and we ain’t talkin’ ’bout shakin’ dat booty for Ray J, peeps) and more of the hot secrets she uses to get that bikini bod in Miami
• Gisele Bundchen, Padma Lakshmi and Ellen Pompeo and how all three of these beautiful celebrities all slimmed down after their recent pregnancies
• Britney Spears getting her figure back
• Salma Hayek’s diet secrets
• Kirstie Alley’s slimdown

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Judge to Audrina Patridge Stalker: Get a Shrink!

Zachary Loring is not a fellow you would term, say, normal.

A judge pretty much told Audrina Patridge’s stalker as much.

Amazingly, you go off on one profanity-laced tirade in open court and you end up a prime candidate for a psychiatric evaluation. Who knew? Well, besides DMX?

That’s precisely what happened to the dude harassing Audrina Patridge after a judge-directed verbal lambasting resulted in a suspension of his criminal case.

Zachary Loring is stalking this. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Zachary Loring, who’s been loitering at the home of Audrina multiple times, tried to enter a guilty plea to one count of felony stalking The Hills star. He tried.

His attorney then objected, and after the judge sided with the lawyer and refused to accept the plea, Loring absolutely erupted, tearing the judge a new one.

Always prudent. He also went off on a judge last month too.

Immediately after the flare-up, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge William Ryan suspended the hearing, ordered Loring to undergo no less than two evaluations.

He was then returned to police custody, where he is being held on $150,000 bail. A competency hearing is set for April 13. We wouldn’t bet on him passing.

Jersey Shore Cast Off to Destroy Somewhere Else

Jersey Shore Season Two is ready for takeoff.

Literally. MTV has instructed their rag tag band of juiced up meatheads and mediocre skanks to pack their stuff and prepare to defame an unnamed new city.

Camera crews will apparently start paying visits to the homes of Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Jwoww, and Sammi this coming weekend.

The network is attempting to get footage of them all as they attempt to cram tanning beds, industrial strength cans of gel and Ed Hardy shirts into carry-ons.

WARNING: These people may be headed to a beach near you. Pack now.

The Jersey Shore cast is supposed to fly out to Season 2′s mystery location some time next week … where will they be creepin’ on, exactly? It’s a bit unclear.

All indications are that it will be Miami’s South Beach, which is really the only logical destination, although this has not officially been confirmed by the network.

We could see that … unlike, say, Jersey Shore: Cape Cod.

Also no word yet on whether Angelina Pivarnick made the cut and was asked to come along, or if anyone besides us even knows who Angelina Pivarnick is.